That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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