you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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