we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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