In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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