I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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