have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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