No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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