SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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