Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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