You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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