Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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