dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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