Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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