Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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