I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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