I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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