haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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