some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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