If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
