Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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