i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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