as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I love you. Go after that dick
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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