this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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