Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so let's talk penis.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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