Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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