She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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