I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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