And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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