Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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