Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Are we still banned from the library?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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