she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
