You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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