she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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