I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Life without a bra equals bliss.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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