We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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