great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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