Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She announced her abortion via fbk
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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