The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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