Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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