Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
no you cant smoke seaweed
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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