omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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