I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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