dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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