Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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You took a bar mat shot.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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