i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
