Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do plants get herpes?
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