My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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