Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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