O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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