On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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