the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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