Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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