home. puking in laundry basket.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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