what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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