Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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