Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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