but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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